Outfits for the Overthinkers
Sarcastic, introvert-friendly apparel for people who’d honestly rather stay home.
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HOMEBODY & COUCH GOBLINS
Cozy uniforms for professional homebodies, plan cancelers, and proud couch goblins. This...
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WORKPLACE SMALL-TALK HATERS
For the quiet ones who came to work, not to discuss the...
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SOCIAL BATTERY: 1%
This collection is for anyone who hits 1% social battery halfway through...
T-Shirts for Quiet People
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Avoiding Humans Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Introvert Shirt for Anti-Social People & Homebodies
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Me, Myself & Wi-Fi Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Retro Introvert Shirt for Homebodies & Digital Hermits
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Avoidaholic Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Vaporwave Introvert Shirt for People Avoiders
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Oh, You’re Still Talking? Unisex Cotton Tee – Funny Sarcastic Shirt for Introverts & Overthinkers
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Hoodies With Personality (But Low Social Risk)
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Silently Judging You Fleece Hoodie – Funny Sarcastic Hoodie for Introverts & People Watchers
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Seen & Ignored Fleece Hoodie – Funny Anti-Social Hoodie for Introverts & Ghosters
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No Talk Just Vibes Fleece Hoodie – Funny Introvert Hoodie for Quiet Days & Chill Energy
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Nope. Not Today. Not Ever. Fleece Hoodie – Funny Anti-Social Hoodie for Introverts & Quiet Rebels
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Behind the Brand
In a world that glorifies noise, busyness, and endless small talk, Silent Vibes was created as a quiet rebellion.
We’re not loud. We’re not flashy. And we’re definitely not here to impress strangers at parties we don’t want to attend.
We’re here for the introverts, the homebodies, the overthinkers, the selectively social, the cozy goblins — the people who thrive in silence.
Our mission is simple: make minimalist, relatable apparel that speaks for you… so you don’t have to.
Why Silent Vibes?
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Made for the Quiet Ones
Crafted for introverts, half-introverts, and selectively social creatures everywhere.
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Low-Noise Aesthetic
Minimalist designs and muted tones — because visual screaming is just as exhausting as real screaming.
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Ridiculously Comfortable
Soft fabrics that make every “I'm staying home” day even better.
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Stress-Free Shopping
Secure checkout and dependable delivery — no drama, no chaos, no unnecessary human interaction.
Mugs for the Socially Exhausted
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Ghost Mode Mug – Funny Introvert Coffee Mug for Anti-Social Souls & Quiet Mornings
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Silently Judging You Mug – Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug for Introverts & People Watchers
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Seen & Ignored Mug – Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug for Introverts & Text Ghosters
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No Talk Just Vibes Mug – Funny Introvert Coffee Mug for Quiet Mornings & Calm Energy
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Silent Vibes
✓ Message First — Designs that say everything for you, so you don’t have to.
✓ Made for Staying In — Soft, durable pieces for couch-goblins, homebodies, and “leave early” specialists.
✓ Inclusive Fits — Your comfort > fashion trends. Always.
✓ Gift-Worthy — Finally, something introverts won’t awkwardly pretend to love.
✓ Support That Responds — Yes, we’re introverts. No, we don’t ghost customers.
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Just quiet updates, product drops & exclusive things — gently delivered.